"How our Tax System Works" Reduced To Ostrich Reading Level

"Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until on day, the owner threw them a curve. "Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20." Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).

Retired Marine Calls Out The Axis of Idiots

Jimmy Carter, you are the father of the Islamic Nazi movement. You threw the Shah under the bus, welcomed the Ayatollah home, and then lacked the spine to confront the terrorists when they took our embassy and our people hostage. You're the runner-in-chief.

Bill Clinton, you played ring around the Lewinsky while the terrorists were at war with us. You got us into a fight with them in Somalia and then you ran from it. Your weak-willed responses to the USS Cole and the First Trade Center Bombing and Our Embassy Bombings emboldened the killers. Each time you failed to respond adequately, they grew bolder, until 9/11/2001.

John Kerry, dishonesty is your most prominent attribute. You lied about American Soldiers in Vietnam . Your military service, like your life, is more
fiction than fact. You've accused our military of terrorizing women and children in Iraq . You called Iraq the wrong war, wrong place, wrong time, and the same words you used to describe Vietnam . You're a fake! You want to run from Iraq and abandon the Iraqis to murderers just as you did to the Vietnamese. Iraq , like Vietnam , is another war that you were for, before you were against it.

John Murtha, you said our military was broken. You said we can't win militarily in Iraq . You accused United States Marines of cold-blooded murder without proof and said we should redeploy to Okinawa . Okinawa, John? And the Democrats call you their military expert! Are you sure you didn't suffer a traumatic brain injury while you were off building your war hero resume? You're a sad, pitiable, corrupt, and washed up old fool. You're not a Marine, sir. You wouldn't amount to a good pimple on a real Marine's ass. You're a phony and a disgrace. Run away, John.

Even The French Think The d.i.c is Weak?

We have officially reached a new low in American history. The French: handkerchief waving, baguette sucking, wine swirling, non-armpit shaving, snail eating, original masters of the spineless surrender, are talking trash and it is completely justified. I am both awed at Sarkozy having the balls to say anything, he is French after all, and devastated that I am forced to agree with what he's saying. This is what Sarkozy has to say about the d.i.c(for those of you who don't know that stands for demagogue-in-chief)

From the Telegraph
“President Sarkozy has been pushed particularly hard. He had been “frustrated” for months about Mr. Obama’s reluctance to confront Iran, a senior French government official told us, and saw an opportunity to change momentum. But the Administration told the French that it didn’t want to “spoil the image of success” for Mr. Obama’s debut at the U.N. and his homily calling for a world without nuclear weapons, according to the Paris daily Le Monde. So the Iran bombshell was pushed back a day to Pittsburgh, where the G-20 were meeting to discuss economic policy.”
"President Obama himself has said that he dreams of a world without nuclear weapons. Before our very eyes, two countries are doing exactly the opposite at this very moment. Since 2005, Iran has violated five Security Council Resolutions...I support America's extended hand.' But what have these proposals for dialogue produced for the international community? Nothing but more enriched uranium and more centrifuges. And las but not least, it has resulted in a statement by Iranian leaders calling for wiping off the map a member of the United Nations. What are we to do? What conclusions are we to draw? At a certain moment hard facts will force us to make decisions"
“Le Monde’s diplomatic correspondent, Natalie Nougayrède, reports that a draft of Mr. Sarkozy’s speech to the Security Council Thursday included a section on Iran’s latest deception. Forced to scrap that bit, the French President let his frustration show with undiplomatic gusto in his formal remarks, laying into what he called the “dream” of disarmament. “We live in the real world, not in a virtual one”
Can there be anything worse than having a French leader calling out the US on nuclear policy and backbone?

Quick Look At The Party Of The Worker: Communists

I'm going to take a quick shift from the Nazi line of reasoning, since the ostriches seem determined to compare it with conservatism. So let's examine Communism, the party of the "worker" which I believe most liberals would identify themselves with. The first question to ask must be: do you think that communism is a good thing? If you do, then reading further is pointless because you actually believe that communism is way to go. However, if you think that the 100 million + people that have been slaughtered under communist regimes, which makes what those "right wing imperialist Nazi's" look like amateurs, is a bad thing, perhaps there is hope for you yet.

The foundational principle of Marxism is that the evil capitalists profit from the working man while keeping him in perpetual servitude to industry. I hear a lot of that same kind of rhetoric coming from the left these days, especially in reference to the healthcare debate. If that is true, then why are there more self-made millionaires in this country than any other? Wouldn't the evil capitalist have kept the "workers" from raising their station in life? If this is true, why do people in the "glorious" communist countries risk everything to escape and come to America? Don't those countries have everything the left is clamoring for: universal healthcare, education, regulation of industry, gun control?

I will once again ask if you feel that communism is a form of government that we should adopt here in the United States? If it is, you are about to get your wish. If it isn't, then wake up to reality. It is coming.

These are a few of the foundational principles of communism. Take note of which ones are already law in the US.

Hitler Was Right Wing?

I continue to be wildly entertained by the retards that say Hitler was a right winger. What part of National Socialist party is escaping you? They didn't even bother to HIDE the face that they were socialist, right there in the name guys. I guess hiding in plain sight really is the best camouflage, unless you're dealing with ostriches, then you don't have to hide at all. They are to busy hiding in the sand pretending everything is peachy.

First off, I want to clear up this assertion that the "right wing" is synonymous with Nazi. I don't dispute the fact that for a time the industrialists in Germany supported Hitler. He appealed to their greed, and promised them great power in the new regime. Many people of all political persuasions are motivated by greed and power. The Germans were no different, and they fell for it hook, line, and sinker. But what actually happened after Hitler had complete control of the country? I believe he nationalized everything and had many of the "right wing industrialists" EXECUTED. You libs bent on labeling conservatives as the party of the Nazi's seem to forget that little tidbit of trivia knowledge. I'm pretty sure you aren't profiting from anything if you're dead.

Hitler and the Nazi's expertly manipulated the fledgling republic of Germany by causing dissent in the legislature, well thats been done, congress is busy fighting about healthcare and not focusing on the big picture.
Then they pitted everyday Germans against the Jews and anyone that didn't support the Nazi platforms to distract the populace from their dangerous ideology. Oh wait, that's been done here too, we are all busy calling each other racists. Then he utilized a fake emergency(nazi's set fire to the legislature building and said the Commies were attacking) to suspend the constitution and impose martial law. Well, we have the impending H1N1 disaster coming this fall. If that doesn't do it, the Fed is happily hastening our economic collapse by monetizing our debt. By the way, the WHO, that's the World Health Organization not the band, has said the possibility of a pandemic is very unlikely.

Presidental directive 51 gives the president the power to suspend the constitution, replace congress, impose martial law, and have absolute power to make laws, without any provisions for stepping down or ending the so-called "emergency". Hitler called his the "Enabling Act". Has nobody ever heard the saying "power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely"?

Demagogue In Chief: Hereafter Known as d.i.c

As much as I really hate the thought of a Hitler type demagogue gaining power in the good ole US of A, I think it is time to wake up the reality that we no longer have a president in the White House, but a Demagogue-in-Chief. To be designated hereafter as d.i.c. For purposes of illustration, because of their natural tendency to live in denial and having pea-sized brains, non-logical, ruled by emotion liberals will be called ostriches for the rest of this article.

 In the early 1930's, a general who had known Adolf Hitler for almost 20 years, sent a letter to then President Hindenburg proclaiming that he had just "appointed the most dangerous demagogue in history" to be the Chancellor of Germany. This man's warnings were dismissed because of Hitler's persuasive skills, promises of a better future, skillful political intrigue, and fear of his fanatical followers. For those who remember the small historical blip known as WWII, it seems the general's fears were well founded.


Now am I comparing the d.i.c to Hitler? Not entirely, I actually think he is more dangerous for the following reasons. BHO seems to be determined to create a facist state in America, in true Nazi fashion, that much is clear. This entails destroying the constitution, civil liberties, and everything that has made us the envy of the world. All the while weakening our economy, military, and political stature around the world. Leaving us defenseless in the coming global power shift. Make no mistake, the endgame is global government, with the United States being just a cog. At least Hitler was all about making Germany the dominant power on earth.


The ostriches will tell you that everything is fine, and there is nothing to worry about. All of this is just right wing fear mongering and rhetoric because we can't handle a black president. I guess all of the non-white people that don't agree with his policies must be racist about their own race. Sorry white ostriches, the only race that seems to suffer from self-loathing is our own. You people are so consumed by white guilt and the need to make up for sins you didn't commit, you don't stop to consider that you are actually being racist and patronizing to minorites. "If we don't help them, what chance will the poor minorites have to make it in this world." How freaking condescending is that concept? Does anything you people stand for make sense whatsoever? Have you taken leave of your non-logical pea brains? Wait, don't answer that.

Gerald Warner Is My New Hero

English contributor to the Daily Telegraph Gerald Warner has officially become my new hero. This man feels no compunction to be, as he so eloquently described BHO, a surrender monkey to the tyrants at the UN and the IMF. He calls out both the corruption in the UN, the Chamberlain appeasement mentality, and the complete lunacy of the socialism so rampant in Europe. I would highly recommend his columns to anyone that wants the straight scoop, without any platitudes or politically correct BS. Read his column here

Ostriches, The UN, Global Domination, Cracks About Chamberlain

I'm really getting frustrated with the ostriches I run into everyday in the intellectual desert we call America. In case you're wondering "ostriches" is the word I'm using to designate liberals, socialists, and idiots that don't understand history or economics, and are devoid of even a smidgen of common sense. And yes, I did just use the word smidgen in a sentence, you're impressed aren't you. Ostriches seemed less offensive than douchebags, idiots, morons, simpletons, retards, Obamatons, Libertards, idealistic nutjobs.....I could go on for awhile but the battery on my laptop is about to die, and I want to get this rant out before going to bed.

Seriously wtf. Why is it so difficult to understand that the UN sucks camel testes, is a completely useless organization, was founded by communists(yes it was, don't believe me look it up) bent on global domination, is determined to destroy America as a super power, and wants to control our lives? I mean really WTF has the UN done for us lately? I know what we've done. Given it a headquarters, provided the vast majority of the operating budget, sent the troops for "peacekeeping" given billions in aid for various "causes". What exactly have WE gotten back from them? The rest of the world that is.  Hmmmmmm I'm still thinking about that one too.

Holy Logic Batman

Now I know this will probably be really difficult for you left thinking genius's to do, but try to put aside all of your "feel good" intentions and think logically for a second. To hard? Yeah I kinda figured it might be a stretch for the few neurons you haven't turned over to the government for safe keeping to be capable of rational thought. I'm hoping there are a few left that haven't been damaged by the government liquor...and by liquor I mean handouts, welfare, various other entitlements....and the spares are probably tied up with "left foot, right foot", but if you can spare a few, lets look at a few things that might interest you. Before I get to that, lets look at the word entitlements. Doesn't that just scream I'm an elitist snob? But I digress.

Let us consider universal healthcare for all the sick, destitute Timmy's out there. Sound like an excellent plan right? And it is, very noble, has all the trappings of a great Disney movie where the poor underprivileged kid meets a wealthy benefactor that saves him from the streets and gets him the healthcare he needs. Bone marrow transplant or whatever. Makes you feel all fuzzy on the inside right?

So does a shot of Jager, but you will still have one heckofa hangover if you drink to many. That probably went over your head, so let me break down this analogy for you simpletons. The shot of Jager is the price tag for healthcare, not only does it make you feel like crap the next day, if you spend all your money on drinks, your bank account gets low and you can't pay your bills. The US government can't pay it's bills NOW, to the tune of 110% of the national GDP. Once again I'm sure you didn't pay attention in economics 101, but that is the same as spending every dime you make in a year, PLUS 10%. The bank account is already empty from day to day government spending, and the credit cards are maxed out with social security and medicare.  But the ultimate party guy BHO is still trying to order shots all around.

This is my interpetation of the back and forth between the government and we the people, using DC universe charcters. I'm going to try something with Marvel characters next time.

"Holy freaking logic Batman(BHO) we already spend all of our money"?

"Yes, Robin(that's us) but don't worry about it, we'll just charge it and worry about it later."

"But Batman that doesn't sound like a good idea to me, maybe we should cut back on some of our expenses before we spend anymore."

 "You're an idiot Robin, you don't know anything, you must be a fear mongering terroist like the Joker, or perhaps a racist like the Penguin."

"No I'm not, I really am against those kinds of people Batman, I just don't think this makes any sense from a fiscal standpoint, we are broke."

"Shut the f&#k up Robin, when I want your opinion I'll ask for it, I'm the hero and you're the sidekick."

Really Obama? Is Your Ego That Big? Also Ramblings About Healthcare And Liberal Douchebags

While nothing our President says or does really shocks me anymore, by the way it pains me to even capitalize president in reference to BHO, almost seems like I'm soiling the office or something, but be that as it may, this tibit of triva knowledge surprised even me. Did you know that our illustrious demagogue in chief BHO has managed to refer to himself over 1400 times in 82 speeches since taking office? Holy crap, Lucifer didn't even say "I" that many times while cranking up the dissent in heaven for a run at the celestial throne. No wonder he can't hear a thing the public is saying about his so called "public option". Which will definitely be "public" but definitely NOT and "option". News Alert: This just in, penalty for not pay the "tax" for the "public option" 1 year in jail or a $25,000 fine. Yeah.....we can all keep our doctors and our insurance policies. As long as it's the government's "option" when the fine print kicks in.
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BHO knows this is nothing more than a ridiculously obvious power grab. Well, obvious to the people that actually paid attention in 8th grade civics, but not to the vast majority of complete idiots, that are so caught up in Dancing With The Stars, that when real issues like assaults on the constitution are going on, they start throwing around words like "teabagger" and "rightwing loony" and so forth. Without even understanding what is going on. Nope, its just more freeeee stuff that I don't have to pay for, sound good to me. Anybody that doesn't like this must be a racist.

Holy crap are we this stupid

Ok folks, lets use our brains here for just a few minutes. The whole idea of "universal healthcare" is designed to make us all feel wonderful about ourselves and how we are helping out the underprivileged and all that feel good stuff. Unfortunately, the reality is that this has already been tried in Europe and it has bankrupted them. Europe is actually in worse shape than we are financially and we want to enact the same failed policies HERE? I thought we were supposed to be the smart ones. I guess not, take a look at this article and watch the video showing who the most in debt nations in the world are, then google what their tax rates are. Yeah, the public option is a great idea, at least most of our debt is from war. Read the article